I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything.
WHAT IS THIS
One does not simply find the original gif
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hundred and hundreds of AUs
thousands actually
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He lied to protect the innocents. General public is not ready for the truth.

— Ernest Hemingway

this comment speaks to my soul



we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying